i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
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if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
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If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
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